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So I tried going to sleep about an hour ago. My room mate and I both went to bed at the same time. It usually takes me about half an hour to fall asleep. I thought that was normal. But man, this kid goes out like a light, bam! It seems like everybody can fall asleep instantly, but not me. I lay down and think of stupid shit. The idea that most frequently traverses my imagination is the obviously inevitable zombie apocolypse. My thought process before I sleep usually goes like this: “Ugh it’s 1 o’ clock. The shadow cast by that jacket hanging up is weird. What if it was a zombie? Well, first I would…” And you probably catch my drift.
I just don’t understand how people fall asleep so quickly, without even considering what they would do in a “Z-Day” scenario. My friend Alex (Who might read this. Hi Alex) fell asleep during the wonderful the Big Lebowski tonight. One minute she was talking, the next minute, she was out. Did she think about the possibility of a zombie walking in and potentially having a taco bell fourth meal made out of her brain? Probably not, because she fell asleep rather quickly. I’m glad that I don’t fall asleep right away. I’m glad I get that thirty minute to an hour time frame of planning out my survival in a zombie apocolypse. I’m glad, really. Except, when I wake up at 8 am for class and look like a zombie myself… Does anybody know where I can score some non-addictive sleeping pills?

-Everyone’s Zero

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I completely forgot I had a blog. Oh wait, I didn’t really forget, I just stopped feeling creative. I think I might be feeling it again though. So all two people who are following me should be excited. I do have about 300 views on this blog. WOW! I wasn’t expecting much over 10, but that’s pretty cool too. So if you somehow managed to find my blog again; stay tuned, it’s about to get real.


So, I would post some really witty and almost funny post today, but I just can’t bring myself to think of anything (not that anybody is reading this). Why can’t I think of anything? Simple, I’ve been playing Gears of War 3 all day long. Yeah, I’ve just been siting there with my mouth open, letting flies come and go as they wish with my eyes glued to the television. Man, that game is the shit.┬áSo yeah, this game has rendered me as brain-dead as the neanderthal-like protagonists that star in GoW. More on the game later, but for now, I gotta get back to my post. I’ll get back on my blogging grind soon enough.

-Everyone’s Zero

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Hey everybody, and welcome to my blog. If you are reading this, I assume you are lost as there is no way anybody would want to read my blog. In the odd case that you may actually find this blog interesting, then welcome! Here, I hope to talk about art, movies, video games, current events, and just generally funny things I may think of. So, I hope if you come by my blog, you’ll want to stay around!